Fawkward in Georgia

You know when you are growing up and you have those damn school presentations? You read Indian in the Cupboard or studied up on Western Civilization in the 1800's and now you have to get up in front of 20 to 30 of your peers and tell them about it? There were always people that you did not want to get up. Not because they were boring as shit, but because they were sweating like primates and the odds were in their favor of passing out right there. No one wants to see that shit. Why? Because watching nervous, awkward people is uncomfortable.

I am not guilt-free of this. In high school I tried to keep it together-bless my soul- but come'on when you get up to do a presentation dressed in a homemade Greek tunic ensemble, with notecards up the wazoo and you drop ALLLLLL of your notecards... thats fucking awkward. In college, I got way better. I can get up and present with my eyes closed and my tongue sticking out- no wavering, wobbling voice. Thank GODDDDDDD.

Anyways, I swear there is a point to this. And this is it: I have not been writing blogs to spare you FAWKWARDNESS. I know, super nice right? Seriously, lets look at the facts:

1. Girl bitches about being broke
2. Girl quits job and moves ALL the way across the country- without a job (Hmmm. Ok? No, fucking weird)
3. Girl gets speeding ticket on roadtrip
4. Girl owes $600 to Cornell  Jan. 1 for classes. HAHAHAHA
5. Girl goes to fill up gas two rocks hit her windshield and create two HUGE cracks (really? really?! what are the fucking odds? After having my car 6 years with no problems, the windshield gets cracked twice in one week?! Anyways....)
6. Girl lives at home with step mom (lets qualify this- girl is 26. However, step mom does make amazing homemade tamales- so, in my mind I rationalize that it is ok to stay at home till I figure shit out. Tamalesssssss.... YUMMMM)
7. Girl watches 2 Broke Girls and wants to barf (thinks OMG if my blog is anything like this, just shoot me now)

So in conclusion, I thought it was best to refrain from excessive broke blogging. Because, while funny at times when you kinda have your shit together, when you throw your shit to the wind it ain't so pretty. You can guess where I am right now.

Over and Out. Jildo