Last 6 Minutes of Dexter

Note to self: Do not EVER get sick again if you can't keep yourself entertained.

I don't pay for internet or cable. My neighbors are generous and don't secure their network. What's the point of paying for cable, when I have FREE internet? You can find anything online that would air on TV... and on your time. WINNING.

One problem. I couldn't find anything I wanted to watch on Hulu this weekend when my body decided to wage war and hold me prisoner (I don't understand how you can sleep 9 hours, wake up and 10 minutes later be deathly sleepy all over again. But that's what happened to me for the last 48 hours).

In between bouts of sleep I tried to keep myself preoccupied. I found Dexter on tvshow7 and cucirca and decided to give it a try. I'd watched one episode three years ago with my sister and at the time was completely rebuffed... but when you're looking at lying in bed for two days straight sometimes you need a little of that.

I started in on Season One. Obviously. I'm not really sure how far I got yesterday, between chugging water every ten minutes and then falling asleep for spurts of thirty minutes... It was a slow process. I completely and 100% take the blame for that one. But not today.

Do you know that for the past two hours, yes, two! I have been trying to watch the last 6 minutes of episode 11 of season one?! The most frustrating part is that of course its these last 6 minutes where I am SURE that Detective Morgan is going to find out that her boyfriend is the ice truck killer!!!! GAHHHHHHHH. I have become very invested in the last 24 hours.

So why can't I  just watch the last 6 minutes?! I'll tell you why! Because the links are janky!!! Yes. JANKY. I swear I feel like I'm watching a football game. I push play. It plays for 10 seconds. Circle of DEATTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. FOR-EV-ERRRRRRRR (insert Sandlot Kid saying "FOR-EV-ERRRRRRRRRRRRR" here). It plays for another 10 seconds... and then guess what?!

CIRCLE OF DEATH.

At this point I just want to buy the whole freaking episode on itunes, but I don't because I keep hanging onto the hope that I can get it to stream for 6666666666666666666 minutes. I should just buy it.

Of course then I have to wait another hour for it to download. Am I being dramatic? Of course. I suppose this is what I get for stealing my kind neighbors internet. HMPH.

I guess I could read... but how do you really follow Fifty Shades of Grey?

No se.

Jildo