WAHPAH!!!! 26 is soooo OVER. And, with that said I thought I would take a moment to reflect on my first year of the back nine... most memorable moments, if you will.
10. First time I projectile vomited while driving on the highway (and did not crash! wooo! that's talent)
9. First time I chaffed my ass, to subsequently be followed by a cell phone shaped chaffe on my upper ass (I enjoy disclosing wayyyyy too much personal information over the internet. OBVIOUSLY).
8. First tire blowout EVER (I really should send a fruit basket to the cop that helped me out on that one).
7. First time I got booted (wrongly, I might add) and cussed out the "bootman" at 1am. Definitely not my finest hour.
6. First time I drank too much beer, fell into a fire hydrant and had to go to the ER and get stitches.
5. First time I left my wrislet with my credit cards, drivers license, room key and cell phone in a cab in Vegas.
4. First time I got a speeding ticket, followed by my second one a week later.
3. First time I "lost" my car keys in my running pants and paid $200 to get my car rekeyed.
2. First time I paid $150 for a skunk outfit that didn't come with the headdress or boots with the fur... and then returned it.
1. First (and hopefully) last time I get a call on my birthday that one of the dearest people to me had a heart attack (You cannot do that to me again gpa!)
Here's to another year playing the back nine... may all my mistakes be new!
Can't wait to share another year with everyone in my life.
xoxo.
Jildo
P.S. Thanks for the birthday wishes!
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